The ladies love us,
When we pour shots.
They need an excuse,
To suck our c****.
I'm sure you'd be expecting a totally sad, sappy song. If I've done this few years back, I can give you playlists of saddest, sappiest songs ever written.
But life is pretty fabulous now. I learnt not to wallow in sadness as much and as long as before. Whenever I feel sad, I put on songs in the same genre as the song above to feel fab again ;)

